1973

" There are NAKED guys outside our dorm about to streak!"
"Where?"
"Look out our window we're on the front."

"Oh my god there's Mac and he's naked. Eww. IS HE WAVING AT ME?"

"NANCY JO  I LOVE YOU!!!"

"SHUT UP YELLING MY NAME MAC!"

"Hey! Housemother alert! Here comes Miss Bass..."

1974

"Does anyone have bottle opener? There's beer in my room if you want to come down."

"What kind of beer?"

"Free."